A delicate situation
Onions
Shrek and the donkey's journey
at the castle
onions
donkey smile
   
     
Shrek

Quotes from the film
 
 
Donkey
 
 
.  "Now, why don't you go celebrating your freedom with your own friends?" (Shrek)
" 'Cause, er, I don't have any friends. And I am not going out there by my self! Eh wait a minute I've got a great idea! I'll stay with you! You're a mean green fighting machine!" (donkey)
 
.  "Wow, that was really scary! If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, then your breath will probably get the job done good!" (donkey)
 
.  "Stop singing!!! It's no wonder you don't have any friends!!" (Shrek)
"Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest." (donkey)
 
.  "Like I hate it when you've got somebody in your face, and you're trying to give them a hint but they won't leave, and then you have that big ackward silence you know..." (donkey)
[Shrek stares at him, big ackward silence]
 
.  "Can I stay with you please?" (donkey)
"Of course!" (Shrek)
"Really?" (donkey)
"No!" (Shrek)
 
.  "Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?" (Shrek)
"Oh I do, I know where he is!" (donkey)
"Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all? Anyone?" (Shrek)
 
.  "For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
"Example?" (donkey)
"Example. OK, er, ogres are like... onions! " (Shrek)
"They stink?" (donkey)
"Yes. No! [...] Onions have layers! Ogres have layers. D'you get it? We both have layers!" (Shrek)
"Oh, you both have layers. You know not everybody like onions! Eh, cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!" (donkey)
"I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes." (Shrek)
 
.  "So where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck anyway?" (donkey)
"Inside, waiting for us to rescue her." (Shrek)
"I was talking about the dragon, Shrek." (donkey)
 
.  "I don't want to rush in a ... physical relationship. I'm not that emotionally ready for a commitment of this, er, magnitude yet. [...] Er, we really should get to know each other first, maybe even as penpals you know." (donkey)
 
.  "Oh, it's another one of those onion things isn't it?" (donkey)
"No. This is one of those 'drop it and leave it alone!' things." (Shrek)
 
     
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