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Shrek
Quotes from the film
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"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess but she had an enchantment upon
her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none
prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and her true
love's first kiss. (book)
"Ahah, like that's ever gonna happen! What a load of [page ripped and flushing noise]!" (Shrek)
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"I think it's in there" (hunter, whispering)
"All right let's get it!" (second hunter)
"Hold on, you don't know what that thing could do to you!" (first hunter)
"Yeah! He'll grind your bones for his breakfast!" (third hunter)
"Well actually, that would be giants. Now, ogres, they're much worse! They'll make
a soup from your freshly peeled skin! They'll shave your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes!. Actually, it's
quite good on toasts." (Shrek)
"Back beast, back! I warn you!" (hunter)
[Shrek screams] "This is the part when you run away." (Shrek, whispering to the hunters as if reminding them the screenplay)
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"You there, er, ogre. By the orders of Lord Farquaad, I am authorised to place you
both under arrest and transport you to a designated settlement facility." (soldier)
"Oh really? You and what army?" (Shrek)
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"Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get comfortable! Your welcome has officially worn out." (Shrek)
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"Ugh, it's hideous!" (Lord Farquaad about Shrek)
"Well, that's not very nice! It's just a donkey." (Shrek misunderstanding)
"Indeed." (Lord Farquaad)
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"You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk." (Shrek)
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"Eh donkey! Two things: shut... up." (Shrek)
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